I’m like:
They’re like:
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When I see a hard-working, honest student flirting with a lazy student who has repeatedly lied to me
I’m like:
Their friends are like:
When I witness or overhear students making bad decisions
I’m like:
When it’s my last day of teaching one of my classes half-way through the semester because someone’s maternity leave is over
Students are like:
In class, I’m like:
In the car, I’m like:
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME IF IM READY TO START CLASSES AGAIN
I’M LIKE:
Overhearing students’ conversations on break
When we are reading Hamlet aloud and students are whispering
When a student emails me to ask how to complete Essay Step #4 out of 7 when it is due in four hours
Teaching In Real Life 