I’m like:
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When a student asks if they can go to the restroom
I’m all like:
When I have to stop a nice, but socially awkward, student from speaking out in class
I’m like:
Overhearing students’ conversations on break
When students come up to me during break
I should be like:
When we are reading Hamlet aloud and students are whispering
When I have been trying to get my students to see the humour in Hamlet, and they finally laugh
Whenever I have to work with numbers
When I realize summer school ends in a week
First, I’m like
Then when I realize how much marking I have to do:
When a student emails me to ask how to complete Essay Step #4 out of 7 when it is due in four hours
Teaching In Real Life 